Drawn and Quarterly Bookstore invited me to take part in their Haunted Bookstore night on Wednesday. We were supposed to read a spooky story, and at first I thought I'd do something by Henry James, but he is just too wordy. So I turned to a story in my last collection, The Truth Is which had a satisfyingly weird ending. The more I worked to cut it down--we only had eight minutes--the weirder it got. So here it is in all its Halloween flavour:
Nothing But Good Times:
Sylvie
was thinking about what she should wear that night when the old woman started
waving the $20 bill in her face. "Give me another bill. It's one of them devil ones," she
said. "The man gave me this one, and it's bad. It's got the sixes."
The
sixes? Sylvie had heard somebody
raving about the banknotes with all the sixes on them, the three little boxes
like dominos, making three sixes, the sign of the Satan. This old crone with her shapeless body
under her red and black dress and her white hair frizzing out from under her
beret was the first to say anything about them here, though.
As
far as Sylvie was concerned, a bill
was a bill, and the old woman was just a nuisance, somebody who came in
to buy cat food and Cheerios, to trade change for banknotes or to turn in soda
cans. Sylvie had other things to
worry about. She'd left a few
clothes at Anthony's but it was Saturday afternoon and his mother would be
there. To change at his place would open up all sorts of things that Sylvie
didn't want to have to deal with.
"I
want another bill," the woman said again. "One without the sixes."
Last
weekend, Easter weekend they spent
at the Hilton out by the airport.
Nice place. Great
time. Couldn't expect to do
something like that this weekend
but Anthony usually had good ideas...
He
was such fun. He had a car, a red
car. He dressed sharp. He liked to have a good time. A good time, that's what he'd promised
her for tonight too....
The
old woman leaned her belly against the counter and waved the bill so Sylvie
couldn't miss it. "You trying
to bedevil me too, girl."
The
man next in line laughed
"Oh, give her a new bill," he said. "She'll stand there all afternoon if you don't."
The
woman spun around so she could stare at the man. She looked him up and down. "What makes you think so? They're all alike," she said.
She smoothed the bill again in her hand. "All alike, wanting to do dirty to the rest of us.."
Sylvie decided she didn't need this five minutes before
her break, five minutes before Anthony was supposed to meet her . She punched in the code that opened the
cash drawer and very carefully
chose two fresh $10 bills. She
held them up to the light as if to check their honesty and then held them out
to the old woman who grabbed them and then wadded the $20 up in a ball before throwing it at Sylvie.
"Oh,
shit," Sylvie said to herself. But the old woman heard her.
"Watch
your tongue, girl," the woman shouted "God gave us language. Language is a gift from God, and
you shouldn't go messing with God."
Sylvie
didn't say anything. She started
to put the man's groceries in shopping bags.
The
old woman looked at her but didn't move. ""You shouldn't go messing
with God. There are things stronger than you." She turned so she could
look at all the people standing in line.
"Read your scripture," she shouted. "All of you:
fear God and beware the sign of the Beast."
Anthony
came through the door just then and waved to Sylvie. She shot him a big smile and the old woman whirled around
again. "Beware," she
shouted at Sylvie.
Spring
was late that year. At the middle
of April piles of snow still lay rutted in the lanes and packed under
stairways, but they went for rides in Anthony's car with all the windows rolled
down anyway. The air smelled sometimes damp and ,faintly of green, a whole lot
better than the dog droppings slowly appearing from under the snow.
By
then he thought they ought to move
in together. They were made for each other, he'd say. Then he would put his
arms around her, reaching inside her coat if they were outside, running his
hands over her back and sides, wherever they were. She found that difficult to argue with. She decided that
when she wasn't around him she was only half alive. Even the way he'd started borrowing money from her didn't
bother her. After all, he'd paid
for all their good times up until then; it was only fair, she told herself,
that she start paying some too.
But
he was late meeting her at the souvlaki place on the first Friday afternoon in May.
The setting sun colored the sky above the buildings across the street. The days were getting longer. If they were going to find a place, they
should start looking, because leases were coming due all over the town.
Then
the crazy old woman came past, dragging a shopping cart behind her. She
lingered at the corner, checking out the recycling bins.
One
thing for sure, Sylvie didn't want to live in this neighborhood even with
Anthony. It was spooky and full of crazies.
And
where was Anthony?
There,
coming across the street. He saw
her through the window, and blew her a kiss as he passed. In three seconds he was standing beside
her, But he didn't sit down.
"Listen,
Angel," he said, kneeling beside the table so their faces were on the same
level.. He looked in her
eyes. His breath was warm on her
face. She wanted to be alone with
him as soon as possible. .
"Yes,"
she said expectantly.
"Listen,
I got to run.."
She
clutched at his hand. "Hey,
no, you can't do that. ."
"It's
all right, Angel, not to worry.
All I've got to do is go around the corner and see this guy."
"Why?"
"Why?"
His gaze went out the window as if he were seeking the answer there. Then obviously he decided he had to
tell her something. "I got to
see a guy about the car repairs. It's nothing to worry about," he
said. "Look, I'll be back in
l5 minutes. " And he was gone.
Fifteen
minutes. She shook her head, He
had secrets, that she knew. But
then so did she. Secrets were
normal. You couldn't let them get
in the way. Life was too short,
there wasn't enough fun in it to ruin what there was by worry. That's what he'd showed her. That's what he always said: good times,
we're going to have nothing but good times.
Across
the street the old woman was moving again. She grabbed hold of the handles of the shopping cart and
started down the street, scanning the sidewalk for more recycling.
The
street lights came on. The waitress
came over with the beers Sylvie had ordered.. She took a few tentative sips as she watched the old woman
open the little metal gate that enclosed a patch of front yard and then wrestle
the cart around the outside stairs toward the placed where the recycling must be.
An outside light flooded the little yard
casting long shadows toward the street and suddenly the woman was on the
sidewalk again. She threw back her
head and arms in a scream that Sylvie could almost hear.
A
woman passing on a bicycle pulled to a stop and looked around.
The old woman pointed toward the courtyard, so she went to look inside. But she came hurrying back too. She ran up the outside stairs and began pounding on the door
to the apartment on the first floor.
Sylvie,
of course, could not hear what was being said, but she could tell from the way
the man at the door reacted that something grave had happened. Just around the corner, Anthony had said. Only 15 minutes.
Then
she heard the sirens.
After
the police and the ambulance arrived, the old woman headed toward the
restaurant where Sylvie still sat. She rapped on the window with both
"Your
man," she shouted loud enough to be heard through the glass. "The wages of sin are death. Your man has been paid in full."
Anthony.
Sylvie stood up quickly, almost knocking over her chair and the beer. She grabbed for her coat and her
purse. The waitress saw her and
started toward her. "You
haven't paid," she said.
Sylvie
stopped and rummaged in the purse for a $20 bill. As she hurried out the door, she thrust it at the waitress. The sixes: she had no time to think
about the sixes.
. It
was Anthony all right, lying curled on his left side, his right arm up over his
head as if protecting it. There
was a line of blood running out of his mouth. His eyes were shut, his skin was pale under the stubble of his
beard. His red scarf was still
around his neck, pulled tight, but Sylvie also saw that the smooth curve of his forehead was broken. The skin appeared uncut but the bone
underneath it was pushed in. He
was breathing, she could see his chest moving beneath the blanket which covered him from his shoulders to his
feet.
"Anthony,"
she said, softly.
One
of the medics heard and turned around. "You know him?" he asked.
She
nodded.
The
medic stood up. "We'll do our
best.'
She took a step closer. She was
shivering so hard her teeth were chattering.. Car repairs he'd said.
Being beaten up had nothing to do with car repairs. "He was mugged," she said. Anybody could be mugged. It happened all the time.
"Maybe,
maybe not," the medic said.
"You should talk to the police about that."
"The
Force will have its way," came the old woman's voice from behind her. "He dared to mess with
ungodly, and the ungodly smote him.
Let that be a lesson to you, girl.
Avoid evil. Cast the devils
from you..."
Sylvie
shut her eyes.
"Did
he have any enemies?" one of the policemen asked , coming over with a
clipboard. "Do you know if he
was in any trouble?"
"Does
he had any money on him?" she
asked back. "He'd just gone to the bank, I think. He should have had quite a bit ..." The sixes, the sixes.
The
policeman looked interested, but before he could ask her more, the door to the
basement apartment opened. Sylvie held her breath as soon as she heard the
hinges begin to move. The eyes
that peeked through the narrow crack were dark and suspicious, and when the
policeman ordered the door opened further, they blinked twice, as if
considering.
A
tiny groan came from Anthony, so tiny that Sylvie could barely hear it. She wanted to lean over, to listen more
closely, but the sight of the eyes
at the door made her blood freeze.
This could not be happening. All she wanted was a good time, she hadn't asked for anything more than
that.
The
groan thickened into a sort of croak in the back of Anthony's throat. The medic who'd been monitoring his
blood pressure looked up and
called something to his colleague that Sylvie didn't catch. The policeman stepped forward and put
his hand on the her arm. "Miss,"
he began.
But
she knew she couldn't stay any longer even before the medics began to push her
out of the way. She wanted
out. She would leave and never
come back. She didn't belong here,
nobody belonged here.
"You
can't leave," the old woman said.
"The Lord will judge you, you have to wait..."
The
red car, Anthony's red car, was parked half-way down the block. Sylvie brushed past the old woman's
hand. If she got to the car,
everything would be all right.
Anthony would get well, the world would go on, there would be pleasure
again.
But
before she got there, she heard the old woman screaming: "She's going, she's going. We cannot let her get away."
And
then she knew she was trapped, and that it would be a long time before the next
good time.